Excellent Joke: The Jew & the China Man!
[I spotted this one on Gab. Very cute! Jan]
Jew: I don’t like the Asians, they bombed Pearl Harbor.
China Man: No, that was the Japanese.
Jew: Chinese, Japanese all the same to me.
China Man: Well, I don’t like Jews, they sink Titanic!
Jew: That was an iceberg.
China Man: Iceberg, Goldberg, Bloomberg, all the same to me.
What is the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
So I asked a jewish girl for her number.
She rolled up her sleeve and showed it to me.
“If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.” –Thomas Jefferson to Charles Yancey, 1816. ME 14:384
haha, that joke is as old as I am :p