Excellent Joke: The Jew & the China Man!

[I spotted this one on Gab. Very cute! Jan]

Jew: I don’t like the Asians, they bombed Pearl Harbor.

China Man: No, that was the Japanese.

Jew: Chinese, Japanese all the same to me.

China Man: Well, I don’t like Jews, they sink Titanic!

Jew: That was an iceberg.

China Man: Iceberg, Goldberg, Bloomberg, all the same to me.

 

3 thoughts on “Excellent Joke: The Jew & the China Man!

  • 11th November 2017 at 6:18 am
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    What is the difference between a jew and a pizza?
    A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

    So I asked a jewish girl for her number.
    She rolled up her sleeve and showed it to me.

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  • 10th November 2017 at 8:51 am
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    “If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.” –Thomas Jefferson to Charles Yancey, 1816. ME 14:384

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  • 10th November 2017 at 8:10 am
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    haha, that joke is as old as I am :p

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